The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
4 Guests · 1 Bedroom · 1 Bathroom · Other · Entire place
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This is the adventure you have been looking for! Come visit the actual middle of nowhere! A beautifully staged bus with everything you need to disconnect - far, far away from it all.
Read some books, look at the stars, have a fire, watch a Nic Cage movie on the projector screen, relax in a hammock, or just do nothing in Nowhere!
We have renovated our 1996 School Bus into a beautiful, off-the-grid, desert escape.
Features/Amenities:
- A long way away from any of your responsibilities
- King-sized bed with premium linens
- 2 hammocks for additional guests
- Cellular service (most carriers - check your coverage map)
- Free on-site parking (plenty of room for trailers/boats/parade floats/Boeing 747s)
- Projector and VCR
- Retro Bluetooth speaker
- Fully appointed kitchen (minus running water, a sink that drains, and a refrigerator)
Living Room:
- Two comfy chairs and a bench
- Hammock hooks
- Projector
- VCR
- A curated collection of Nicolas Cage VHS tapes
Kitchen:
- Gas stove
- Beautiful breakfast nook table
- Coffee maker (french press)
- Kettle
- Fully stocked w/ all cookware and dishware
- Cooking necessities (oil, salt, pepper)
- Solar power station (runs all electrical in the bus)
Outside Area:
- Fire pit
- 4 outside chairs
- Covered shade awning
- Picnic table
- Cafe lights
Bedroom:
- King-size bed
- Premium mattress and bedding
- Nightstand
- Bookshelf
- Large collection of adventure stories
- Telescope
Bathroom:
- Composting toilet
- Hand sanitizer
It is important to note, that this is GLAMPING - Glamorous Camping.
While there are a lot of creature comforts, there are some things that will be a little different than what you are probably used to.
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:
While we do have a stove to cook meals, we dont have a fridge - make sure you have a cooler to keep your food in during your stay.
While we provide every guest with 5 gallons of water, we do not have indoor plumbing. That means the sink doesnt drain. It is just a wash basin and has to be emptied manually outside.
We have a composting toilet (well give instructions beforehand on how to use it). It is simple to use.
We run everything on solar power - there is plenty of power to do most things - but dont expect to charge your Tesla here. ;)
During the summer, the bus may become extremely hot. Prepare for the heat by bringing plenty of water and even portable fans!
The entire bus and outside area.
I will be available remotely - if there is something you need, please reach out on the Airbnb chat.
There is a whole lot of NOTHING out here. That said, the desert is a delicate place - please dont cut down sagebrush or other plants. Try to leave it natural and beautiful for the next guests. Thank you.
The Nowhere Bus is far from pretty much everything. Youre going to need your own vehicle.
Again, just be aware that this is an adventurous stay. It is designed to help cover MOST of the work that it takes to get out on a camping excursion. But there are a few things that you will have to do to close the gap. Please be prepared and know what you are getting yourself into.
Read some books, look at the stars, have a fire, watch a Nic Cage movie on the projector screen, relax in a hammock, or just do nothing in Nowhere!
We have renovated our 1996 School Bus into a beautiful, off-the-grid, desert escape.
Features/Amenities:
- A long way away from any of your responsibilities
- King-sized bed with premium linens
- 2 hammocks for additional guests
- Cellular service (most carriers - check your coverage map)
- Free on-site parking (plenty of room for trailers/boats/parade floats/Boeing 747s)
- Projector and VCR
- Retro Bluetooth speaker
- Fully appointed kitchen (minus running water, a sink that drains, and a refrigerator)
Living Room:
- Two comfy chairs and a bench
- Hammock hooks
- Projector
- VCR
- A curated collection of Nicolas Cage VHS tapes
Kitchen:
- Gas stove
- Beautiful breakfast nook table
- Coffee maker (french press)
- Kettle
- Fully stocked w/ all cookware and dishware
- Cooking necessities (oil, salt, pepper)
- Solar power station (runs all electrical in the bus)
Outside Area:
- Fire pit
- 4 outside chairs
- Covered shade awning
- Picnic table
- Cafe lights
Bedroom:
- King-size bed
- Premium mattress and bedding
- Nightstand
- Bookshelf
- Large collection of adventure stories
- Telescope
Bathroom:
- Composting toilet
- Hand sanitizer
It is important to note, that this is GLAMPING - Glamorous Camping.
While there are a lot of creature comforts, there are some things that will be a little different than what you are probably used to.
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:
While we do have a stove to cook meals, we dont have a fridge - make sure you have a cooler to keep your food in during your stay.
While we provide every guest with 5 gallons of water, we do not have indoor plumbing. That means the sink doesnt drain. It is just a wash basin and has to be emptied manually outside.
We have a composting toilet (well give instructions beforehand on how to use it). It is simple to use.
We run everything on solar power - there is plenty of power to do most things - but dont expect to charge your Tesla here. ;)
During the summer, the bus may become extremely hot. Prepare for the heat by bringing plenty of water and even portable fans!
The entire bus and outside area.
I will be available remotely - if there is something you need, please reach out on the Airbnb chat.
There is a whole lot of NOTHING out here. That said, the desert is a delicate place - please dont cut down sagebrush or other plants. Try to leave it natural and beautiful for the next guests. Thank you.
The Nowhere Bus is far from pretty much everything. Youre going to need your own vehicle.
Again, just be aware that this is an adventurous stay. It is designed to help cover MOST of the work that it takes to get out on a camping excursion. But there are a few things that you will have to do to close the gap. Please be prepared and know what you are getting yourself into.
Sleeping Configuration
Room 1
1 king bed, 2 single beds
What this place offers
Linens Provided
Basic Soaps
Heating
Kettle
Dining table
Private Garden
Fire Pit
Hammock
Laptop friendly workspace
Smoke Detector
Carbon Monoxide Detector
First Aid Kit
Suitability
Child friendly
Events allowed
No smoking allowed
No Parking
Directions
These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects, traffic, weather, or other events may cause conditions to differ from the map results, and you should plan your route accordingly. You must obey all signs or notices regarding your route.
Check in
Check out
Guests
1 guest
Adults
Over 18 years of age
1
Children
0-17 years of age
0
Pets
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Check In: 4PM -
Check Out: 11AM
Maximum occupancy: 4
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