Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl

A school bus in the Middle of Nowhere. It's a vibe. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Outside living space! Eat, hang out, relax. DO NOTHING. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
A comfy king mattress and premium bedding. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Twinkly lights make everything happier... Dontcha think?? - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Your off-the-grid kitchen! Stove, wash basin, power station. Note - there isn't a refrigerator. Please come prepared with a cooler to keep your food cool. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
An inside table for two - place setting for 4 ;) Plenty of room for everyone on the outside table. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Comfy seats, VCR, projector... All you need to do is bring the JiffyPop! - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Bench seating to just hang out... - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Retro bluetooth speaker (and radio, might I add). And a telescope for your stargazing attempts (Pro tip: the moon is easiest to find) - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Lots of adventure books and a few high qual VHSs - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Composting toilet! It is not a flushing toilet. Please be aware of the setup. It's very easy to use, doesn't stink, and we'll give great instructions. But know what you are getting into... And yes, you can drive and poop at the same time if you wish - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Pull the screen down to watch your favorite Nic Cage film! - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Feel the power of tangible media with a VCR. Isn't it nice to HOLD the movie in your hand? - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Oh, you didn't bring your favorite Nicolas Cage movie with you? Don't worry, we've got you covered. I recommend watching ALL of them - alphabetical order is best. Short on time? Just close your eyes and point. They're all top-tier. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Please write in the guest book! - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
STARZ - best to take it outside to see them though. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
It's off-the-grid, remember? - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
We will provide matches - makes it easier to start a fire (outside of course). We should also have some tea/salt/pepper/oil - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
full setting for 4. Plates, bowls, cups, forks, knives, spoons. All of it. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
3 sizes of plates for all the things - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
We will provide 5 gallons of water for each stay - we really recommend bringing more as well. Bring lots of drinking water. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
The wash basin doesn't drain - you need to take it outside and dump it. It's just a holding place to wash hands or dishes. Feel free to take it outside and wash things out there too... sometimes that is easier. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
We're cooking with gas! Propane stove to cook all the things. And a full set of cast iron pots and pans to use on it. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Solar powered station. This will run everything in the bus - lights, speaker, projector, everything. We'll give detailed instructions on how it works. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
There's a good look! - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Hooks to hang the hammocks inside the bus! Bring all the friends and have a good ol time swinging about! - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
The bathroom again - its really a great poo with a view. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
We provide a small first aid kit as well... never can be too safe! - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
When you come, snag a Nowehere Bus decal! Think of how cool this would look on your water bottle... - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Easy access to the bus - no key exchange required! - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Get off on our bus stop and enjoy the NOTHING that the desert can provide. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Hang out at the fire, roast some mallows, tell spooky stories. Just wind down and drink your warm tea. It's nice out there in nowhere. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Hang out around the fire and laugh at the person that always seems to get smoke in their eyes. It's funny, right? Smoke follows beauty, you know... - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Bring one of the hammocks outside and relax in the clear, desert air. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
There really isn't ANYTHING out here. And in Nowhere, there isn't anything you have to do. No responsibilities, no duties, no NOTHING. Just do nothing. Wouldn't that be nice? - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl
Come with Nic Cage to NOWHERE. - Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl

Off-the-Grid Adventure Bus in Beryl - Beryl

4 Guests · 1 Bedrooms · 1 Bathrooms · Other · Entire place
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This is the adventure you have been looking for! Come visit the actual middle of nowhere! A beautifully staged bus with everything you need to disconnect - far, far away from it all.

Read some books, look at the stars, have a fire, watch a Nic Cage movie on the projector screen, relax in a hammock, or just do nothing in Nowhere!

We have renovated our 1996 School Bus into a beautiful, off-the-grid, desert escape.

Features/Amenities:
- A long way away from any of your responsibilities
- King-sized bed with premium linens
- 2 hammocks for additional guests
- Cellular service (most carriers - check your coverage map)
- Free on-site parking (plenty of room for trailers/boats/parade floats/Boeing 747s)
- Projector and VCR
- Retro Bluetooth speaker
- Fully appointed kitchen (minus running water, a sink that drains, and a refrigerator)

Living Room:
- Two comfy chairs and a bench
- Hammock hooks
- Projector
- VCR
- A curated collection of Nicolas Cage VHS tapes

Kitchen:
- Gas stove
- Beautiful breakfast nook table
- Coffee maker (french press)
- Kettle
- Fully stocked w/ all cookware and dishware
- Cooking necessities (oil, salt, pepper)
- Solar power station (runs all electrical in the bus)

Outside Area:
- Fire pit
- 4 outside chairs
- Covered shade awning
- Picnic table
- Cafe lights

Bedroom:
- King-size bed
- Premium mattress and bedding
- Nightstand
- Bookshelf
- Large collection of adventure stories
- Telescope

Bathroom:
- Composting toilet
- Hand sanitizer

It is important to note, that this is GLAMPING - Glamorous Camping.

While there are a lot of creature comforts, there are some things that will be a little different than what you are probably used to.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

While we do have a stove to cook meals, we dont have a fridge - make sure you have a cooler to keep your food in during your stay.

While we provide every guest with 5 gallons of water, we do not have indoor plumbing. That means the sink doesnt drain. It is just a wash basin and has to be emptied manually outside.

We have a composting toilet (well give instructions beforehand on how to use it). It is simple to use.

We run everything on solar power - there is plenty of power to do most things - but dont expect to charge your Tesla here. ;)

During the summer, the bus may become extremely hot. Prepare for the heat by bringing plenty of water and even portable fans!

The entire bus and outside area.

I will be available remotely - if there is something you need, please reach out on the Airbnb chat.

There is a whole lot of NOTHING out here. That said, the desert is a delicate place - please dont cut down sagebrush or other plants. Try to leave it natural and beautiful for the next guests. Thank you.

The Nowhere Bus is far from pretty much everything. Youre going to need your own vehicle.

Again, just be aware that this is an adventurous stay. It is designed to help cover MOST of the work that it takes to get out on a camping excursion. But there are a few things that you will have to do to close the gap. Please be prepared and know what you are getting yourself into.

Sleeping Configuration

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Room 1
1 king bed, 2 single beds

What this place offers

IconLinens Provided
IconBasic Soaps
IconHeating
IconKettle
IconDining table
IconPrivate Garden
IconFire Pit
IconHammock
IconLaptop friendly workspace
IconSmoke Detector
IconCarbon Monoxide Detector
IconFirst Aid Kit

Suitability

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Child friendly
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Events allowed
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No smoking allowed
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No Parking

Meet The Host

Ramona
Owner
Ramona
IconMember since: November 2024
IconSpeaks: English

Directions

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